When you go to vegas, you feel like you gotta have some fun in your life. Hung out with sluts and talk about existientism and how Dostoevsky’s Novel influence your life to get some ass. I love how sleezy it is. I got cosmopolitan magazine at the airport. Because Vegas scream SEX. Cosmo magazine, I never read. I usually read something more intellectual. Such as The national enquirer, Dora the explore the magazine. Anyways Here’s the article.Topics1.Why Does men fart?2. Asparagus makes you horny.3.Asparagus makes your pee stinks.4. This is what REAL MEN in NY talk about their sex life.5. Oh, did you know we were all straight but we will turn gay for Angelina Jolie because it’s like cool things to say??6. Black is….new black.7. Black will make you look skinny so wear black if you wanna get laid more. This Magazine loves to promote sex, shirtless men from Ohio(Fag) .8. 10 ways to find out if your men is cheating on you.9. at the same time How to spice up your sex life. Agh. Sex is very overated. I preffer shopping.10. Thanks Cosmo, You, fucking confuse my ADD having mind. Good bye. I will stick to National Geographics.
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