On a busy friday night, I caught 2 caucasian men peeing in public. My "Public", means Club Street, 5-foot way, right outside my shop, and ridiculously on my car. In short, one peed on my car, the other at my neighbors planter. It happened at 1245am. I went to my shop to collect something that i had left behind earlier. And i also had my dog (Bullet) with me. I left Bullet in the car while i went in the shop to pick up my stuffs.When I was about to lock up and leave, I saw 2 men sneaking around my car. Thought they might be teasing or freaking out at my dog, i went closer to my car and saw that one of them actually peeing at the rear wheel of my car.Standing about a car length away, i yelled at him, " Hey! Zip up your pants and get off my car." He ignored me while his friend asked him to finish up and leave. Once again I said, "You are peeing at my car, stop it!" He did not but instead he turn towards me, continued to pee, dangled and flashed his dick at me. He said "Look at my penis peeing". What a disgusting prick! While his friend asked him to stop and warn him that I might call the police but he never listened.I didn't care if he had too much a drink or he was so urgent to release, but at least have the decency to keep his private part to himself and not dangle his dick at me.Well, honestly, I was shocked and trying my best to be composed in order to do the right thing. At that point, I had 2 big men peeing in public in close distance to me. I have not locked my shop, Bullet is in the car,my phone also in my car and I also did not lock my car too. Hmm...What can i do?Thus, i went in my car, picked up my phone and snap these pictures.He kept his head down every time I lifted up my phone camera. And my iphone was lagging big time. Imagine the time lapsed.Photo 1 Taken at 12:46:20Photo 2 Taken at 12:46:23He was still peeing as I was snapping picturesHalf a minute later his private part is still exposed!Photo 3 Taken at 12:46:58 WhIle I was snapping these pictures his friend didn't help at all but was hiding away from the camera. Immensely petrified, furious, disturbed and offended. What an insult! I quickly locked up my shop and got back into the car and called the police while the 2 idiots still around the outside.Unfortunately, minutes later, the idiots got into a cab (SCH2603L) before the 2 patrol car arrived.Why can't they behave in public? Is being drunk an excuse to misbehave?