If I already broke my lent sacrifice on day 2 will I go to hell??? #ISuckAtLent

About to take off to NYC to freeze my butt off for my bday! What was I thinking when I booked this??? https://t.co/40GY23Fd5o

Easy. I don't eat red meat anyway! https://t.co/63TwhhbiI7

Is this the day I'm supposed to give up something for 40 days? What would you give up for 40 days? Sugar? Alcohol? Sex?

Happy #AshWednesday! Oh wait, is it supposed to be happy? Not happy? I dunno, I was never a good Catholic. #disappointmenttomymother

Yes! It's my year! Monkeys Rule!!! https://t.co/qt4qvnIVsc

Kung Hee Fat Choy!!! Happy year of the fire monkey! Hope this year brings you love, abundance and good health!

RT @charlieboy808: @KellyHu right? #roosevelt #808represent!

Neither. I was hoping for a good game https://t.co/NwkL4NiVev

Well at least there was Bruno Mars