How the heck would they know how much I weigh? I don't even know! Stopped weighing myself a while ago. https://t.co/MGLXdEda0U

Moron shots? Hahaha https://t.co/sHuBD5uLEb

I'm just a very average 5'5". But when I wear those 7" platforms I'm perfectly proportioned. https://t.co/1s7PAseTiJ

Great idea! https://t.co/F0gjSrnCPk

That's gonna be uncomfortable table to paddle out with. Maybe gotta go for the board mount. But that seems limiting https://t.co/SYrB5HcJHc

@segarylark my cookies https://t.co/xNCdlB5dcM

like idea of having my POV but think I'd look like an idiot trying to surf like that. Look dumb enough already https://t.co/SkbzTHMMtH

??? https://t.co/VNGGObqeHR

With all that you might as well be in an SUV https://t.co/toOaj37iPP

Stealth. Only go public when I get paid. https://t.co/ZdwBXenfH0