Great photoshoot with Nic Gaunt! So. Much. Paint.

I've been asked to write and perform the intro song for a local TV show... Ha! Thus begins my jingle career

Brideshead reanimated

Impulse flight from Hong Kong to get some @capriottis #iwishiknewhowtoquityou

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How the hell are you supposed to stab a vampire with a steak?!

Monday. No relation.

The man on the bus next to me is watching Robocop intercut with close up penis shots.

No one told Mark Zuckerberg Whatsapp is a free download?

No man is an eyelid