Life lesson 2 clarification: we're talking severed hands here, a friendly neighbour pocket guided lunge is fine.

Life lesson 3: never lunge

Life lesson 2: never lunge with anyone's hands in your pockets

Life lesson: never lunge with your hands in your pockets

Every breast you touch is one less breast you have left #inspiration @EricaSummers

Every breath you take is one less you have left #inspiration @EricaSummers

God's playing favourites again

Flashback to that time I was an honorary Kenyan - and now they're rugby 7s world champions! Great work team https://t.co/tXANgoCBEd

Hollywood, I am the answer to your Asian diversity problem

What's up @WhiteHandFilms ?! Let's make something happen!