DamonHowe: I think it's illegal if they don't let us know that this is the remix.
DamonHowe: Woke up and Inception was on. Or was it?
DamonHowe: Beer Pong @BisousHK on a Thursday!?! There goes my New Year's Resolution about drinking games.
DamonHowe: Congrats on your victory! @KelCheung
DamonHowe: Lady it's 2012 & that thing u r scared to step on is called an escalator. It's not a new invention nor a portal to a different universe.
DamonHowe: @dpakisgood @gotagoodtime Sorry I'm a jerk but its my b-day! Also she took just as long 2 get off the escalator causing an I-95 style jam.
DamonHowe: @drafus Good job! Too bad you guys never played @Racksmdb.
DamonHowe: After 3 weeks: The Boyz is back! EZ Boyz @FlyHongKong starting at 10:30!
DamonHowe: Back in the gym. Training hard so I don't hurt myself when I ball so hard.
DamonHowe: @lanciple Nice! Size M please!
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