RT @MichaelRyanRuiz: If you don't synchronize clap to "Private Eyes", I just don't trust you or want to be your friend

Happy 3rd Anniversary! Thanks for being loving, caring, hilarious, patient, and understand… http://t.co/Zya21jw6nt http://t.co/sgJ3cXb76P

Nothin better than comin home at 3:30am and #JoeDirt is on #HBO. @davidspade @jaimepressly… http://t.co/w6AbVnxQ4G http://t.co/iDOCyrt4di

One won't hurt. Two won't kill me. Thanks @colapaclibar_ #DietGameWeak #KrispyKremes http://t.co/PTvxKSgq5D http://t.co/r2D5ccY7aH

@NFL Newton's #1 Law of Motion. #NameThePlay

Checking on my folks backyard in South Florida and counting the days til I'm back. http://t.co/qF4hupfD92 http://t.co/DZDwL03kWM

Bartolo Colon looks like he's wearing a rubber mask of Bartolo Colon. @Stugotz790 @LeBatardShow

@ryenarussillo What's your boy Craig doin nowadays?

@LeBatardShow Neither, should be: 3rd hour, Russillo Show, local hour, then Chris Russo rant on loop.

Think he forgot the @richeisen font. "@NFL: .@RGIII believes he's #1: http://t.co/A54fMQUbbb http://t.co/udABSCm8XT"