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Mahatma Gandhi

"You can measure your greatness on the length of the hairs on your nipples..." Gilgamesh :P

Hex-a-chlor-a-PIMPJUICE

Monday, Oct 6, 2008 12:19PM / Standard Entry / Members only

oh shit that's gotta be my new favorite word LOL. good job wangstas!
So here is a video that JRS made for my bday: (rated-r due to some incriminating pics lol but true)

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Warehouse Chronicles Chapter 1 (pilot)
we're planning for 10 chapters, a new senario each chapter but evolves around the workers and the warehouse.

I hope you guys like it because WE had a lot of fun making it.
95% improv
bday v-blog coming soon...er or later

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29 is the new 80

Friday, Oct 3, 2008 3:24PM / Standard Entry / Members only

My attempt to thank you in chinese and in the bathroom. lol.
to all my forum gossipers, this is a REAL pic for you!

AND A VIDEO TOO! ::proud of myself::

thanks for the many birthday wishes... and I still don’t feel too wise.

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Special thanks to Jenny and LUVli for the blog dedication.
and of course, MY THUGS! Melly, Kelly, JRS-1, critterdee, Dork Justice, Peachey, Silky, muddaPUKU, JaneChu, seeker, Bruce lee.

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A Birthday Poem for D.Y.

Another birthday has arrived,
Another day of cheer.
And I'll bet you think the very next line
Is going to end with beer...

We gathered our thoughts
Put our cyber-heads together,
Ideas tossed 'round,
Some bad, some good, some better.

More fan signs? Been done.
Write a song? Who? Us?!!
D.Y.'ll be happy whatever we do,
So long as we make a fuss?

A logistical nightmare with us scattered all over,
If you only knew the half!
So we decidedto simply say, 'Happy Birthday,'
Happy Birthday, from your "staff"!!
I take back all the bad things I said about you guys. lol. and good job NOT reminding people that I’m…. ::cough:: 25.

You ladies are awesome! (see no insults today, cept justin)

http://www.alivenotdead.com/missscarlett
http://www.alivenotdead.com/luvli

http://www.alivenotdead.com/jennychelle

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greatest present EVAR! coupling me and bruce-ster! from MissScarlett http://www.alivenotdead.com/missscarlett
we were split at birth and BRUCE had all the good genes.
Bruce: whaddup G, how about a 1 inch punch to the earhole?
DY: ::shifty eyes:: will it hurt?
Bruce: when you past out, there is no pain. so, no.
DY: uh....COOL!
Bruce: do not concentrate on the finger, because THIS is how you court a girl.
DY: oh, so knock her unconsious first right? is that legal?
Bruce: (smacks dy on the head)

Bruce: ::looks at dy:: don't try this at home, you idiot.
DY: this is easy, why people give you so much credit?
Bruce:
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for your sadistic pleasures (sorry no presents for all you masochists, not this time), I PRESENT TO YOU… MY BIRTHDAY BEATING!!! I don’t know why he hit me 40 times when I only turned… uh… what was it again?...oh yeah… 25.
( sam is 100 lbs heavier than me, former football player. Yes hurt me so good ouch)
(took place sept 30th)

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Blog: Tuesday, Sep 30

Tuesday, Sep 30, 2008 4:07PM / Standard Entry / Members only

so my team got hired to jump off the roof. i guess some people really wanna see us die. too baaaaad! cuz i'm still here.
didn't say i wasn't scared tho.
AHA! here's the mastermind, poo-machine is his NAME!
the leader has reared his's ugly head....must... CHOP.... y..ou..
goddeamn! me and johnny lookin kinda sultry....::shivers::
Now that's how ya do a gatorade commercial!
And THIS is how you NOT do a gatorade commercial. WHO exposed my chest?!
This dude, who's name shall be mentioned becuz i dont know it, is a 2 time sumo world champion from Japan. he looks heavy but he's only 125 pounds! lol
ok ...i lied. he's 350 and over 6 feet tall too. goodness i would not wanna meet him in a dark alley or a buffet at that matter. he complimented me on my boobs haha jp. anywayz.
almost done editing this fight.
hopefully, I can get it up soon. (lucky you guys know what i'm talking about)
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god i love the intro song to Elfen Lied, thanks gilgamesh for showing me.
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P3 Entertainment was nice enough to abide by my request and During my heydays of ninja-hood, I practiced kung fu instead haha. Ninja Gaiden Documentary shot in New York re-edited for your viewing. i love gibs.

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a combo of sex and happy cute bunnies!

Wednesday, Sep 24, 2008 7:17PM / Standard Entry / Members only

"in my opinion your face is a combo of sex and happy cute bunnies! =D "
- random myspace girl
i had to share this quote just cuz i would never think to say this. it's not that the content doesn't cross my mind , it's just that i don't have the mental capacity or creativity to make up such things. well anywayz just wanted to throw that in to make myself feel cooler
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HERE'S A SPECIAL THANKS TO (oh shit fuck i messed up! I knew it was you cuz of the last blog. sorry late nite postings. it was like 4 am. u kno i nub u) MISS SCARLETT http://www.alivenotdead.com/missscarlett. she got an album that made my dreams come true. ME AND BRUCE!!! WAAAATTTTAAAAAAAA!
FOR her excellent photoshop abilities!

FLAWLESS! IT'S LIKE 'CAN ANYONE EVEN TELL THIS IS FAKE?' the beard blend is amazing!

and this speaks for itself. this will be the closest i will get to being in a movie with Jet and JACK. thank you critterdee

notice the thai tea boba. yum!
anyone else really like the angus mushroom and swiss? oh shit i think we only have it in so cal. sux fo u!

lastly here some screen shots from a funny shoot we had last wk. still editing.

dont try this at home.

damn when the hell am i gonna look like this?

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New Dragon Tiger Gate Parody

Friday, Sep 19, 2008 5:19PM / Standard Entry / Members only

So with this picture taken by Michelle, someone made it look like it was from a Japanese magazine.

well I can't read what it says but i hope it's not saying something stupid. maybe it from like MISFITS magazine or S&M haha. any others? i'm sure JRS will have of list of her thoughts. hehe

COURTESY of MELLY! MELLY IS the best. MELLY IS the best. MELLY IS the smelliest. MELLY IS the best.
so from her ego-booster pic she created for me, this 'african american homie'(haha) from myspace created this pic for me.

(sorry henry) HENRY IS THE BESTESTEST!!! http://www.alivenotdead.com/henryleonson
when i get angry, THIS is my ENCREDIble form!!! be afraid, be very afraid!

oh yeah, wat was i talking about?
yes Dragon tiger gate. why THIS movie you profoundly ask? cuz it has lots of interesting characters and there's a lot of room for laughter on the set. tell me what yall sthink.

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