29 is the new 80

My attempt to thank you in chinese and in the bathroom. lol.
to all my forum gossipers, this is a REAL pic for you!

AND A VIDEO TOO! ::proud of myself::

thanks for the many birthday wishes... and I still don’t feel too wise.

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Special thanks to Jenny and LUVli for the blog dedication.

and of course, MY THUGS! Melly, Kelly, JRS-1, critterdee, Dork Justice, Peachey, Silky, muddaPUKU, JaneChu, seeker, Bruce lee.

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A Birthday Poem for D.Y.

Another birthday has arrived,
Another day of cheer.
And I'll bet you think the very next line
Is going to end with beer...

We gathered our thoughts
Put our cyber-heads together,
Ideas tossed 'round,
Some bad, some good, some better.

More fan signs? Been done.
Write a song? Who? Us?!!
D.Y.'ll be happy whatever we do,
So long as we make a fuss?

A logistical nightmare with us scattered all over,
If you only knew the half!
So we decidedto simply say, 'Happy Birthday,'
Happy Birthday, from your "staff"!!

I take back all the bad things I said about you guys. lol. and good job NOT reminding people that I’m…. ::cough:: 25.

You ladies are awesome! (see no insults today, cept justin)

http://www.alivenotdead.com/missscarlett

http://www.alivenotdead.com/luvli

http://www.alivenotdead.com/jennychelle

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greatest present EVAR! coupling me and bruce-ster!  from MissScarlett http://www.alivenotdead.com/missscarlett

we were split at birth and BRUCE had all the good genes.

Bruce: whaddup G, how about a 1 inch punch to the earhole?

DY: ::shifty eyes:: will it hurt?

Bruce: when you past out, there is no pain. so, no.

DY: uh....COOL!

Bruce: do not concentrate on the finger, because THIS is how you court a girl.

DY: oh, so knock her unconsious first right? is that legal?

Bruce: (smacks dy on the head)

Bruce: ::looks at dy:: don't try this at home, you idiot.

DY: this is easy, why people give you so much credit?

Bruce:

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for your sadistic pleasures (sorry no presents for all you masochists, not this time), I PRESENT TO YOU… MY BIRTHDAY BEATING!!! I don’t know why he hit me 40 times when I only turned… uh… what was it again?...oh yeah… 25.

( sam is 100 lbs heavier than me, former football player. Yes  hurt me so good ouch)

(took place sept 30th)

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