Man its 5:30 am here and I still can't sleep. Went to a convenient store owned by an Asian lady and she could actually understand my english. Oh how I missed thee America. The clean air is burning my lungs. I am getting HK pollution withdrawls. Tomorrow I'm gonna find a bus to stand behind and breath in the exhaust to get my fix.

Okie, better try and sleep again or else I'm gonna do a face plant into my friends wedding cake. Peace out suckas!

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My friend sent me this link in response to my massage chair experience. Glad I didn't have one of these.

I recently discovered that my apartment gym has one of those nifty Osim massage chairs. I've used it a couple of times and its pretty relaxing. The chair has a bunch of different programs you can choose from like stiff shoulders, lower back remedy, and POW labor camp therapy. I've pretty much tried every mode but one. So yesterday I decided to live dangerously and try out the last mode called "seat". I flip the switch and everything starts out normally. I feel the chair working its mechanical magic on my shoulders, then kneading its way down to my lower back. I'm sitting there in bliss when I hear this loud roar rumbling from under my arse. Hmm...that doesn't sound too friendly I'm thinking. Then the seat cushion starts to shake violently. It was if my butt was parked on top of a washing machine possessed by a hyperactive Satan. Finally the last stage kicks in where a high powered stream of air fires up my starfish. The air enema took me by surprise at first. All I could do was clench my cheeks together to keep the air out. But alas, my tired buns succumbed to the Osim's mighty blowhole and in the end it actually felt quite good. I definately recomemnd y'all to give the Osim a whirl the next time you see one in the department store.