A woman has to live her life, or live to repent not having lived it.

When women go wrong men go right after them.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway.

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

Everything you can imagine is real

May you live every day of your life

I hate women because they always know where things are.

I'd learned that some things are best kept secret