Damn it... My stomach can fit these better than Instagram... Can't really see da See-You-My and da Scallops Pork Porridge...
Had Ginger Duck Pot somewhere in Taipei last night. Presenting... Ducks' testicles... Me is no compute da size ratio between a duck and its procreative sacks... It explodes in your mouth with one gentle bite...
...I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore...